Seriously, Mom? I love you!
Mother Tid-bits...
The Tagalog language doesn't use he and she so she is always calling me a he and her grandsons she. It's confusing! Oh and when she tells stories with numbers in it she always holds up the wrong number of fingers! Mom was telling me stories about my siblings. She said my brother would run around the house with his sword singing this theme song "Dud dud dud dud dud dud dud dud Buttman!" Uh - mom? You mean Batman, right? That accent! She told me this joke: There was a Filipino man testing for his citizenship. The instructor asked the man to use the words deduct, defense, defeat, and detail in a sentence. The Filipino man took a minute to think and replied: "Deduct jumped ober defense, defeat first, detail last!" Typical duologue...
"Hey mom, what are you doing?" "I'm folding shits." "What?" "I'm folding shits." ...sheets people.... "Nenut, give me that thing ober dare." "What thing, mom?" "That thing" "What thing?" "That thing on top of that ober dare!!" "Huh?" She begins to point with her lips. Wow! She used to have a machete for cutting through chicken bones and disciplining children. A VERY SHORT featuring my mother!
I just love my mother. We've been through a lot in this life together but through it all we have kept our joy! It's a blessing to see her humor and talent shine through adversity.
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